h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

take up yoga instead...

i know some people who have dropped out of college but im staying put....before gpoing to art skool....
what was that floodlight page?
hey cheryl, hows the course hunting going?

SAT's start on Monday! How fun! Guess what: I think I'm not chucked off the textiles course (thankfully!). If I was chucked off I'd have to do CDT which sucks beyond recognition! Thing is I've been more into music lately as Jeni X wants me to join her band. What do you think I should do? I'm not sure, already my hand has been aching by playing the guitar for my own entertainment.

Drop out, play in a band, do clubs and play really radical, right-wing shocking music that'll get you a record deal straight away. With your newfound wealth you can buy lots of drugs and drink and die young in a blaze of glory!

I don't want to die young! I love life! I wouldn't mind a record deal but I don't ant to be over-famous as that will drive me over the top. I hate being recognised in the street by people I know so the last thing I want is people I don't know coming up to me! I won't do shocking lyrics cos my mum would quite probably kill me, and both me brothers have told me I'm mad for wanting to be in a band. Shim think's it just a stupid idea. I haven't told me sister yet, but I bet she'd support me. She used to be the advertising manager for Kerrang! magasine, you never know she might know someone who could sign us up a record deal!

Wow! You're sister's f*****g mental!

I wouldn't mind dying when I'm 40. I don't want to become a vegatable.

mental????? She's not! She's an ex-punk though! Well, not neccissarily ex-punk, she's not as punk as she used to be, but still has several piercings and her hair is dyed, not as outragously as it used to be. She's now a plain red-head. I miss her!

What, a ginger?

Hmmm...punks...bring back da 70s (actually the 80s was better)

Yeah, the 80's more like, that was when she became a punk (and got thrown out of my school aged 17).

No, not ginger, it's a sort of red-purpley colour.

Wow.

Someone in our school was attcking people with red mascara. He went up to people and, like, put it in their hair. Not sure whether the two kids in my class let him do it, they probably did. Draw your own conclusion...

Sounds funny! The other day a girl in my science class was attacking people with wet paper by creeping up to the side of them, waited until they looked round and throw the paper in their face. I was one of the victims, so I picked it up, waited till she sat down, and unsuccessfully lobbed it back at her.

I am pants at throwing

your sis worked on kerrang! wow, i read that!
ive got blue streaks in my hair. got a bit bored the other day and bleached some more of it to dye blue. i used to have my eyebrow pierced but it grew out.at the mo ive only got 8 piercings dotted about mine ears. i want it re-done and im setting my sights on a chin piercing. havent decided what tattoo i want yet though. im not really into punk. nu-metal is my thing. write deep meanignful lyrics, not jon davies style self pitying whinning, he does it well but its gets on your tits after a while.

Nu-metal = Slipknot and Kittie

Can you give us a brief description of nu-metal? It's for my Heavy Metal entry what I submitted. God knows what the ewditors are doing with it right now *^_^*

8 body piercings???? Erm, not my thing, I dont mind the ears but anything else I get slightly sick....I would personally want to have three piercings in each ear lobe, and maybe one up the top of my left ear, but nothing else. At the mo I've just got the one in my ear lobe, and even that was something I REALLY had to bargain with my mum for, my dad didn't really care. I've already asked her if I can have a second one and she said "nothing doing!", which by the sounds of things she really means it.......

How long have you been reading kerrang! for? I think she left in either 1995 or 1996, but I'm not sure when she started. I'm more of a pop person meself, but every summer I get a lot more into rock, which is no exception this year. Has anyone heard that new song from Jon Bon Jovi? I think it's called "It's my life", it's really good!

Bon Jovi - a commercial joke!
Actually, they are a commercial band, and the joke is more to do with a German video we got at our school.
Two kids are at a record sjop, pickinbg up stuff off the shelves. One goes "ah, Take That" is a nasdty voice, and the other goes "oh, Bon Jovie" in a very German voice. It is hilarious!

My browser/keyboard are f*****g up things here, that's why I've sudden;y gone and deleted the subject...beter replace it then

Sounds quite funny! To be honest I don't really socialise much out of Ally, Jeni and Natalie so I don't see much of this, but I'm sure it's around somewhere in school. I remember that Ally and Natalie used to stand back-to back, and the whole joke is that Ally is quite tall while Natalie is slightly short, so Ally says it in a deep voice, Natalie in a high pitched voice at the same time "don't mess with us man don't mess with us!" They said they got it from somewhere, I can't remember, but it is very funny!

Sure what's around?

Oh yeah, low-pitched voices. Get right on the nerves of some teachers. If I can get my voice right, I can say "yeah!" real loud and real low, just like my big brother . And it is rockin'.

lol!!!!