h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

uh....?

uh? are you gonna respond? who is matthew kershaw? i'm confused!

You know...

Uh...

Well, you know in The Wizard of Oz how Oz is suppose to be this all-powerful ruler of the mythical place, but 'he was just this, guy you know'. Well I'm the guy pulling all the little levers over at Heaven...

* warning, big : *

- er...M.K*

ahh...i thought that might be it... didn't wanna go jumping to conclusions or anything! anyhoo, what're you up to in this new guise? and whatever happened to mad gerald?? and who exactly IS gerald? and where are my earplugs?

oh. sorry about that... i left 'em in my pocket!

cool, so is this your real name?

Ah...Yes, that is me.

Real ? I hesitated about using MY...er my name here after a rather unpleasant flaming incident over at douglasadams.com, where some jealous little *edit* decided to start posting slander under my name.

Reason ? I don't know, it seemed like a good idea at the time...

Mad Gerald - He is currently emersing himself in Mark's Sex life ??? Ah...see editor Mark Moxon's Homepage. Given that with God I had set so many parameters not to cross, I thought I could be a little naughtier as Gerald for a change, unfortunately, I think for some reason, people are afraid of him...

Earplugs ? No silly, there in your ears...

BTW How did you go in your exams ???

M.K*

Ahh.
Sounds... involved.

My exams, yes, well. um... right. exams.

Well, i got an 82 on my math final. and an "A" for the class.

my Ecology final was 100%, and an "A" for the class.

My Oceanography final was 100%, and an "A" for the class.

My english final is unknown, and my grade is unknown. i got "A"s on all of my essays, but missed the midterm, so i may end with a "C".

all of that stress and studying paid off! My entry into UCB is not TOO terribly compromised!

thanks for asking! it sorta felt like no one missed me around here.

guess what? i sorta screwed up my page... i saved my code as a 'word' document, and now my computer can't open the file. i have to rebuild from scratch! (my worst nightmare- i'd put at LEAST 40 hours into that page! )

guess what else??? i just got an email from Abi! They want me to be an ACE!!

Sooo cool!

so what've you been up to these days? are you going to do anything with the h2g2 dating agency?

I think you would be a natural as an ACE !!!

I would have signed up to being an ACE a long time ago, but I'm inbetween studying a B.A in Communications & Cultural Studies and finding work in Sydney...infact, I shouldn't really be logged on to the Uni's computers

I basically setup the dating agency as a joke really, (practically like everything I do), the funny thing was someone objected to the Douglas Adams reference and it was taken down, censorship at its most intrusive . I basically wanted to see if community could support anything adult in concept, I think the response basically confirmed no, so I will leave it alone for now.

That said however, the Editor Mark Moxon's sex life has been giving a good going over if you hadn't noticed (U13 from memory, Entry 'My Sex Life'). Peta's far too wicked to be part of the 'official' brigade...

M.K*