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The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery Started conversation Nov 9, 2000
Hiya - my birthday is 13th of June - I assume this is how I post it?
Apparently, it wasn't a Friday, but you can't have everything.
Pink..x
PS - A joke.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 
Knew that damn fish would come in handy.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Nov 14, 2000
Well, Jester thinks it's two: one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured clocks. Then again, surrealist jokes aren't my cup of fur.
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The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery Posted Nov 14, 2000
Hmm - not bad alternative.
OK then, what is yr cuppa?
I've got another one.
Q: How many freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: one to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis..I mean, ladder.
Think Pink..........
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Nov 16, 2000
Two psychologists meet each other in the street. One says "Good morning." The other thinks "I wonder what he meant by that."
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The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery Posted Nov 17, 2000
-giggle-
That's terrible!
NB:
Q - What's ET short for?
A - Coz he's only got little legs
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Nov 20, 2000
Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
(I know it's crap)
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The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery Posted Nov 20, 2000
Well, you're right!
But we forgive you.
Q: What's pink and very very hard in the morning?
A: Financial Times Crossword.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Dec 4, 2000
Q. What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers?
A. You're gran.
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The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery Posted Dec 4, 2000
All the joking seems to have moved to here.... http://www.h2g2.com/F29080?thread=88377&latest=1
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- 1: The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery (Nov 9, 2000)
- 2: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Nov 14, 2000)
- 3: The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery (Nov 14, 2000)
- 4: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Nov 16, 2000)
- 5: The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery (Nov 17, 2000)
- 6: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Nov 20, 2000)
- 7: The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery (Nov 20, 2000)
- 8: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Dec 4, 2000)
- 9: The Pink Dandelion (Taraxacum non-officinale) - Keeper of the Shrubbery (Dec 4, 2000)
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