h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Met a uni friend who I have not seen since graduation - Helen. If Helen wasn't so lovely I could find it quite easy to dislike her. This is for the following reasons: 1)She hasn't changed a bit 2)She actually looks younger then when we were at Warwick and 3) she has landed a plum job as a military historian at one of the joint services staff colleges.

So what I hear you cry? Well this means that on Mondays the lovley Helen will walk into work to be faced by a sea of men in uniform! How jealous am I?

Not the only one girl. But they've only just passed legislation which could let me in.

You have been rumbled mate!

Then there were three!!

Keep it under your hat.

I will keep it under Douglas's hat if that is ok with you. It is bigger and gives things more room to exist.

Plus it'll never surface till well after any deadline and a number of luxurious baths.

*Sid can be heard chucking bags about up in the loft. He's mumbling to himself.*

"where is it, I know it's hear somwhere?"

*He finds a black bag and tosses it down to the floor.*

"Ahh found you my lovely!"

*Sid opens the bag and pulls out his Fireman's uniform*

"Sooooooo you like a man in uniform do you!!

Abi, I've knocked the hat off.

I see someone has launched a cruise liner down at the Waterworks and Beach, might pop down and check out the men in uniform.