h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, you sure can't change the past (maybe try to justify it, but usually not effectively...), and you can't do anything about the future yet, so lose the stress that comes with worrying... what's the worst they can do anyway? Heck, I've already been through a heckuva lot worse than the very worst they can do to me... if worse comes to worse, I'll just do Chapter 7, stamp my mail "Deceased" and go to a clime where I can walk barefoot on the beack 12 months of the year, do taichi at sunrise and massage therapy all throughout the day... owiee!!! jus' pleeeeeeeaze don' throw me in that briarpatch!