h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I should think that is the least you deserve! Perhaps you should get a virtual whitecoat and stethoscope too!

Now boys can you solve Anna's dilemma. you will find it here http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F19585
She has kindly just made me a cuppa so I feel I should try to help her.

Thanks Adam! There was a serious risk of the office productivity nosediving as Anna and I giggled about swinging balls!

I don't know - you'll have to calm down or I'll send Graham Norton over to partronise you as per the advert....ironic since his entire career, nay existence, is based on innuendo.

I'm also glad we got the answer to that, as I made the mistake of asking the floor and for a good 20 minutes there was an absolutely silent room full of developers - a cause of real fear, I can tell you

*LOL at the mental image*

So are you going to send over Graham or what?

I like his suits.

Due to an error of magnificent proportion in my internal filing system I have Graham Norton and Graham Norden mistook for each other.
So you are going to get a camp youngish bloke with a Northen accent and shirt hair - NOT the "alright on the night 32918764" person.

For the good doctor: Altitude sickness - what should I do (if I do get to Lhasa this holiday) to minimise the effects of the altitude?

*confused* I thought that was Dennis Norden?

No no no no. You're thinking of Dennis Thatcher.

*wishes he'd just kept quiet*
OK - not him, the other one from the advert where the two women are laughing at one of those cameras with the sticky-out zoom lense and he says to the "you should get out more".
*wishes he hadn't posted that either*

Chorlton & the Wheeleys?

i kill u with my magic blood suckin needle foul demon??????

oooh ooh ooh - I used to love that!

Do you mean Angus Dayton, Sir?

No I think he means Chris Tarrant...

What was *that* all about?????

As guardian of this deranged mind I must tell you definitively that I meant Norton Commander, no Golden Grahams, no Graham Chapman, no Nortern Germany...oh heck ...

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Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Did that last one count twice? You're cheating !

Tee Hee!

I met that Norden Germany once. Lovely chap.