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Kermit23 Started conversation Mar 31, 2000
A Fun Thing To Do.
Find a friend. If you don't have a friend, find a person. Preferably not just one on the street, they may get annoyed. Say some ordainary phrase, but attach "no offense" to the end. For Example:
I'm just going down the shops, no offence.
Watch the person/friends face contort as they try and werk out what the offence was that they should not be offended by. Laugh nastily. Then stop, unless you want to turn into some kind of Muhahahahahah ing Bond villain.
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