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itchy bum
Amy Started conversation Sep 22, 2002
Dear Riley,
You need to take your person to obedience school. He isn't properly trained. You should never have an itchy bum. Try dragging it on some nice shag carpeting. Then shove your bum in his face until he scratches. Sick or not, he needs to remember his responsibility to you. If he's sucking down chicken soup, make sure to guilt him into letting you finish it. My person gives me some of EVERYTHING she eats. Otherwise I drool on her toes. It either makes her toes slimy or leaves black patches on her shoes. Either way, she desn't like it. But she scratches my bum whenever I want.
Cameron, American Shetland Sheepdog.
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