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My dog's bum

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Riley is complaining again about his bum. I spent an hour yesterday removing crusty nastiness from his hind quarters. He was very flattered by the attention, but not to glad about it. He was dragging his ass around again today, saying "Paul -- by bum is really freakin' itchy!".

I have done everything within my power to make his bum itchy free. However, he has done nothing about my jock itch. How many times have I gone the extra yard, and pulled a clump of nasty darkness out of his hind quarters. And how many times has he used one of those claws to releive my itchy nuts (the closest analogy I could think of)? I think he should stop complaining right now, and be thankful for the attention.


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