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Am I safe here?
I'm not really here Started conversation Oct 13, 2013
I think so.
My Aunt has gone mad on Faceboook! 
Am I safe here?
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Oct 13, 2013
Well, let's see. Are you on the internet?
"Ah. This is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I hadn't previously been aware of."
Any opportunity to throw in a HHGTTG quote and some conspiracy nonsense 
Am I safe here?
I'm not really here Posted Oct 14, 2013
Hoping she won't know about this. She's a lot of fun, but if I thought I was acting daftie like a 14 year old about my date last week, she is acting WAY more daft over a 4 month internet/phone 'relationship'. And she's nearly 70!
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