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It doesn't matter how big my desk is..
I'm not really here Started conversation Feb 22, 2012
... it will never be big enough because I have emptysurfaceitis.
It doesn't matter how big my desk is..
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Feb 22, 2012
My coffee table has that too 
Well, it's not really a coffee table because I don't drink coffee and I don't own any coffee table books, but I can't think of anything else to call it. Why are they even called coffee tables in the first place? What else can you call it? Occasional table? If it's only a table occasionally, what is it the rest of the time? And how does that happen?
It doesn't matter how big my desk is..
I'm not really here Posted Feb 22, 2012
Is it a transformer the rest of the time?
It doesn't matter how big my desk is..
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Feb 22, 2012
If it is, it does it when I'm not around 
It doesn't matter how big my desk is..
I'm not really here Posted Feb 22, 2012
I wonder what it turns into? A big snake?
It doesn't matter how big my desk is..
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Feb 22, 2012
I wish it'd turn into a big carpet cleaner. Or a maid.
It doesn't matter how big my desk is..
There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Feb 22, 2012
Mmmmmmmmmm, maid 
Did I just say that out loud? 
It doesn't matter how big my desk is..
I'm not really here Posted Feb 22, 2012
I'm afraid so!You can have a made if my sideboard would turn into a butler!
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