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Dear Santa,
I'm not really here Started conversation Dec 25, 2011
Where's the tall, dark, handsome, kinky, slightly cuddly but not huggy stranger who loves dogs, doesn't smoke, has a good job, and switches between submissive outside and dominant inside the bedroom and doesn't mind wearing skirts from time to time I asked for? I've checked my stockings and suspenders and he's not in any of them. Harumph.
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