h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Essex-Wags gives lots of individual attention, when exercising your dog. Giving them physical and stimulating exercise they need, encouraging their natural behaviour in a safe way.

Essex-Wags Dog Walking Activities Include:
Retrieving
Swimming
Searching for toys hidden by us.
Good old fashioned Ball
We even allow dogs to have a nutty 5 minutes. Where they usually run in circles as fast as possible on four legs, long or short.

to my:
Boredom Busters Pet Care Services use all of these to the full to give your dog physical exercise and allow them to express their natural breed behaviours in a safe environment.

* 'Wild' agility
* Hide and seek
* Recall games
* Lost and Found searching for items and toys
* Retrieve
* Swimming and paddling
* Mad moments - ears back, tail down, zooooooom as fast as they can.

At least they rephrased everything
Plus, it means that your offer is brilliant enough to, er, inspire other people

Just about! The pet sitter who shadowed me showed me his website, and he'd stolen great chunks from my cat sitting page. What a cheek!

I get a lot of calls telling me I've got the best website, I'm sure it's better than the actual service we provide.

But don't write *that* on your page!

I like your phrasing better, too. Actually I may need a cat sitter for this winter, but I don't believe your business range goes as far as Germany?

Welcome to the world of business sadly.

Can you afford a lawyer?

I'd have to agree - your copy has more panache and personality.

Off to do some 'wild agility' exercises.

No, I can't afford a lawyer. Can't even afford minimum wage for myself yet!

If my copy is good, thank everyone on h2g2! As it's where I learned to write, although I did learn to write for sales elsewhere, the basic skills came from here.

Sadly no, I don't cover Germany, don't even talk to any German pet sitters on Twiiter.

Inspirational, removed !

Someone is googling themself I see.

As I said truly inspirational, apologies not out 2 compete ( couldn't ur way 2 good)
Not out 2 make enemies either.

That's very kind of you to say so, and to comment in public. Now you're here, why not choose yourself a name and have a look around the site? <./>askh2g2</.> is one of the best places to hang out on this website.

If it's not your thing, join me on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/BoredomBustersPetCareServices ond/or Twitter @BoredomBusters because I'm really happy to share what I know with other dog walkers, and I always refer clients I can't cover to dog walkers I know and trust.

Thanks for stopping by.