h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Only Way is Essex is NOTHING LIKE MOST PEOPLE'S LIVES IN ESSEX.

We can mostly string a sensible sentence together, don't bleach our hair and glow orange, nor be stupidly skinny, nor hang our out, nor plaster our faces in a stupid amount of make up, nor all up our own backsides. And most Brentwoodians HATE Sugar Hut after they ripped out loads of listed features from the VERY OLD coaching inn it used to be, create LOTS of noise when open and cause lots of trouble when they are fed up with pouring drinks into these plastic people and pour them out into the street.