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I'm not really here Started conversation Dec 9, 2009
So far I've worked out my celebrity clients are one record producer (for people I've never heard of), and one model. Who I googled and then wished I'd waited until J wasn't sitting next to me! 
Lads mags. Tch.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 9, 2009
*makes notes to send demo CDS over 
(at the other one 
)
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 9, 2009
It explains the pole in the middle of the living room.
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 11, 2009
Yep!
There's also now a tasteful nudey photo of her in the hallway.
Shouldn't gossip, really I shouldn't...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 20, 2009
It says a lot about my mentality that I got more excited about the record producer. 
Who is it?
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I'm not really here Posted Dec 21, 2009
Topham, of Topham and Twig.
Does that mean anything to you?
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I'm not really here Posted Mar 5, 2010
oooohhh... not fair of customers to ask me to be confidential. 
It's not that the famous person *lives* in the house, he just bought the dog.
Now, exactly what is he famous for? *ponders* I know the name, but never seen anything he's done.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Mar 5, 2010
*urgently headpoints emailwards*
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I'm not really here Posted Apr 2, 2010
Also helped Imogen Heap's brother with his dogs. 
I like to keep a record. 
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- 3: I'm not really here (Dec 9, 2009)
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- 8: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 20, 2009)
- 9: I'm not really here (Dec 21, 2009)
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- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Mar 5, 2010)
- 13: I'm not really here (Apr 2, 2010)
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