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Intertubes not connecting

Post 1

I'm not really here

But it seems they have now fixed it. Huzzah!


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Post 2

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

There's a lot of Intertubes weirdness going on today. The Independent website (which refreshes itself roughly once a minute) keeps throwing up an error message that requires a manual refresh, Beer Advocate has been off all day, and everything's just running very slowly.


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Post 3

I'm not really here

It's been bad for a while, both me and J have been wanting to beat each other up over the whole thing. I finally rang on Monday to be told there is a fault on the line, and today I keep getting messages from the call centre that I can't understand as they are speaking too fast! The only bit I can hear is 'please be available at that time' at the end.

Which frankly is RUDE!

But maybe the whole web has been missing me, so playing up?


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Post 4

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Funny you should say that, cos ours was playing up last night smiley - erm


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Post 5

I'm not really here

How is it now? I thought it was back on Wednesday, but had to ring them again just now.


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Post 6

fords - number 1 all over heaven

It's better now, but I still think that it's getting steadily worse. My ping rates keep on creeping up and Youtube videos take even longer to load these days. You know, for a country famed for its innovation and engineering heroes, why do we have to put with such a sucky telecommunications network? smiley - headhurts

The head of BT has now gone down in the epic fail records by stating a few months back that he didn't see the need to roll out a complete fibre optic network - I bet he has cable at home smiley - tongueout


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