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I'm not really here Started conversation Jul 19, 2000
In actual fact it was magnificent. It was beautiful, glorious, splendid, suberb.
He's a God.
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Seldon Posted Jul 19, 2000
Hi, Mina.
I hope you I will excuse this strange and shaking English with which I write to you, but I am Italian and the translator of Altavista translate without to think, without a little sensibility: A true disaster. I am happy that a woman is therefore happy of the sex with a man. I am sorry to be far away and not being able to pass one night still greater. In these things I am a God, I swear it with the hand on your breast.
Seldon
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I'm not really here Posted Jul 19, 2000
Thank you very much for the offer, it is most appreciated. 
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Seldon Posted Jul 20, 2000
My dear, if you say it two times I flight in your bed before that you can say “A”. Where are you? 
Seldon
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Seldon Posted Jul 20, 2000
UK? OK! I'm going to airport. "You can leave your hat on".
my god (I god)
I'm not really here Posted Jul 20, 2000
LOL I will look forward to seeing you. How will I recognise you?
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Seldon Posted Jul 20, 2000
It's easy. I'm the beautifulst and fascinating man in this planet. You cannot mistake. You will love to me. (Mmmm....the scent of yours skin)
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jul 21, 2000
Hey Seldon, I like your pigeon english!!!
It make me laugh (LOL..Laugh out loud)
Mina, I think your in there mate!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jul 22, 2000
Pulled what...I'm not sure?
But hey, begger's can't be chooser's!!!
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I'm not really here Posted Jul 22, 2000
what do you mean begger's can't be choosers?
that's charming.
I'll have you know there are blokes queuing up to make me smile.
Sir and Mina
Seldon Posted Jul 22, 2000
Excuse me Sir, I have study in Oxford many years ago, during last world war, and I don’t understand the slang and the modern lower class language. If you could write in way more adapted to the circumstance I would be infinitely pleasing. Thank you, my friend.
Mina, have you begun to remove yours dressed ones? (the airplane from Rome has some hour of delay....)
Your Seldon
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Seldon Posted Jul 22, 2000
Mina, give me your e-mai address, please, or write me at: [email protected]
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jul 24, 2000
Ehhem!....
*steps back out of the frame for he can see he has been well and truly out witted and out classed by the gent Seldon!*
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Seldon Posted Jul 25, 2000
Dear Sir, I'm sorry, but I will be able to answer you in a year or two, only when I will understand what you I have written
It's true, in Oxford I was not the best one.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Jul 27, 2000
You!.......Stupid!
Never!!
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