h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Theur names are Colbey and Gez and one is White with a black hood and the other white with a grey hood, respectively.
I also am a 16 yr olf female who lives in england, i dont yell ni, i yell 'IM GOING TO EAT YOU!'
oh well.
I dont know why but when i yell that and grin people tend to avoid me, guess thats why i do it!
i am a lil upset at the mo coz i found out that my ex, who is still my best friend, has been in an accident and has broken his back in two places and is in intensive care at QMC.
Anyway g2g, im late already.
bye
-Zalisander, muse of mayhem.

Colbey and Gez!! Awwwwww!! *starts going into that mode when she says ahhhhh! a lot*
Wow!!!

Hey!! That's a good thing to yell!! Can I borrow it? Please? I'll get such wonderfully ~odd~ looks, even from people who know me!!

Oh no! That's terrible, what happened?

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Rats! Wonderful creatures! But take a look at entry A540893 for morbid musings.

Oooohhh dear... you must ~never~ ~EVER~ trust pet shops to sex animals they are trying to sell. Never go in and tell them what sex you are looking for, never express an interest in any animal until they have told you what sex it is, never go in and ask for their advice. Pretend you know what you're talking about.
Um. Sorry. Small lecture there, but this is a subject I feel quite strongly about...

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Hey, what are tyou lot doing here, i started this conversation! Well it seems like i have a few ppl interested, either that or it is ming mang! oh well there was a small amount of brief hope there!
Daz is the guy that crashed and he has broken his spine in two places, disintegrated one ankle fractured a rib and has a leaking pancreas, i went to see him and boy does he look a mess. This is the right conversation isnt it? Do you know what i am on about?
-Zalisander, tearful muse of mayhem.

Fractured chat dimension! All sympathy to you and your injured friend, but somebody did have two hooded rats, and that's how I found the conversation.

Thats ok so long as I know what i am on about. Seeing as i NEVER know what i am on about, it is not ok!
HELP ME!!!???
-Zalisander, the confused muse of mayhem.

Umm... you started the conversation saying you had two hooded rats. If that helps.

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i know, i know but i was speaking/typing on general terms!

Oh.
In which case, I'm sorry, I cna't help you...

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its ok now, i have my head sorted, or at least part of it. i'm going to sound like one of those really smug ppl who have it easy in a second when i type:LIfe is good is it not?!!!
It is for me, i am happy.

I no longer have custody of my two rats, when i left home i had to leave them with my lil sister, but i still go and see them, namely to feed them because she forgets!
How are you all?
And Mund, i do not know you , but its nice to meet you, welcome .

Ooh, you smug person who has it all...

Aww...
I only have one rat now... Joey died of the sniffles.

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