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Crikey he is only 19.....

Post 1

Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master

Looking at GSD testament he is only 19, and has been an evangelist all his adult life.

So there is hope for him yet, I am guessing he has never got drunk, laid or had a spliff. Never know if/when he does he might snap out of it!

smiley - laugh


Crikey he is only 19.....

Post 2

astrolog

Does that mean he's an adult?


waves to Roj

aljismiley - wizard


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Post 3

Hoovooloo


"he is only 19, and has been an evangelist all his adult life."

So... about a year then.

I suspect a victim of the usual freshersweep that churches carry out looking for the weak and vulnerable who are away from home. It's a startlingly successful recruitment technique. I took advantage of it myself when at university, although I was recruiting members of the windsurfing club, which I regarded as less pernicious and therefore counted as using my powers for good.

SoRB


Crikey he is only 19.....

Post 4

Ferrettbadger. The Renegade Master

smiley - laugh


Crikey he is only 19.....

Post 5

azahar

Meanwhile, he's baaaack . . . or perhaps he was never gone?

U1734787


az


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Post 6

Jock Tamson's Bairn

He has admitted to being related to the Vardy (Reg, Sir Peter) Family, who take advantage of government subsidies to brainwash children at school.

BBF did a good analysis of the economices involved in their last series. What it comes down to is that Sir Peter contributes to New Labour, and you and I pay our taxes, so that Sir Peter can be given enough of the taxpayer's money (tens of millions) to run schools that teach the popular myths of primitive people as though they were real.

SlamDunk (aka Spam Gangree) has also gone under the soubriquet of Pastor William, in his youth, last year.

The wean.


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Post 7

Jock Tamson's Bairn

http://books.guardian.co.uk/extracts/story/0,6761,1389937,00.html


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Post 8

alji's

The link's not working!


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Post 9

azahar

I think there has been a bit of confusion, JTB, when I said 'he's baaaaack' I was referring to Justin the Preacher.


az


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Post 10

azahar

The link works for me, alji.


az


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Post 11

Jock Tamson's Bairn

"I think there has been a bit of confusion, JTB, when I said 'he's baaaaack' I was referring to Justin the Preacher."

If you think that one bonkers nut is pretty much the same as another bonkers nut...


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The wean.


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