h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Today some friends and I went out Frisbee Golfing on the Colorado State University Campus. I also decided to bring along my Cat, Sophitia, and my roommate brought along his cat, Sazha. Sophitia was a wee bit nervous, but seemed to enjoy herself until the dog came by (big, 5 times her size). She was either brave or stupid and attacked the dog. The dog was confused, with a severe WTF expression on its face. It ran away, deciding squirrels were better prey than hyper-intelligent bipolar felines. The day was nice, but then, out of nowhere, the winds came. I was luckily able to get Sophitia indoors before the worst hit. Unfortunately, I wasn't bright enough to get indoors myself as we all walked (including Sazha secured in my roommate's backpack) to one of Fort Collins' best sandwich shops, the Pickel Barrel. We opted to eat outside so Sazha could at least peek out of her backpack safely (she really liked it in there, for some reason). Unfortunately, then the blizzard started. We got a few curious looks from the aristocrats inside the warm sandwich shop, but we had a purpose - to pet Sazha and eat with honor and dignity. And so we did. In a cold, horrible way. Except for Sazha - she's got the brains of our group.