h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

First, Don't be stupid and edit your H2G2 page at the crack of dawn when you have to give a lecture in 8 hours.

Second, don't swallow flaming torches at a party because you'll get Strep Throat.

Interesting side note for Jugglers in the UK:
In my opinion, the best torch (not flashlights, you know what I mean) fuel is Coleman Fuel (tm). It has a low flash point so you can do a lot of neat start up tricks and it burns well for a quick 3 minute show. The bad thing is that in Britain, it costs 4-5 times as much for Coleman fues as it does in the States. That should make you sad. Still, you should use it.

Erhm... if its a note to Self (whoever he is) why is there a tip to UK jugglers? And why is it only to UK jugglers, what about us Danish non-jugglers? And not to mention Irish boxplayers, Greek orange Anoraks, Swedish flashers, Zambian time/event philosphists!
I must strongly urge that you expand your notes to yourself to include a representative part of the population as not to appear elitist or seclusive. In failure to include a long range of ethnic characteristics in your personal notes may i suggest that your perhaps title them something like:
Note to oneself, but still acknowleding Irish boxplayers, Croatian sheep shearers, Southeastern Welsh Collectors of medival dices.....etc.,etc.,etc......(should Aberdoninan sea gulls be acknowledged?)

Well, I suppose they are no longer notes to just self, particularly if prominent Danish sailors, well versed in Portuguese beer smuggling, are reading them! I shall change that in the future!