h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hahahahahahah Killl Killl come on everybody kill Sam/Fiend (Ghostly Whispering Voice)
The saftey sensors have been taken off line buy Poke-Raven (Ghostly Whispering Voice)
This is after a lot of demand off everyone on the internet (Ghostly Whispering Voice)

HAHA the most popular and loved by all Poke-Raven is here. And I'm felling like killing sam too bring him on lol

Who said you could move the arena???
Revenge!!!!

*Snowball artillery fire at Poke-Raven*

*I Fire my custom Icicle cannon at Raven and Mr Grunt. Large razor sharp icicles are rapidly fired at them*
"I kill what lives"! (Ghostly Whispering Voice)

Double revenge on you *Dropes a ton of snow from aeroplane*

Oi how dare you Jabroni's move Mr Grunt and I's (dodgy I know) snowball arena - time for a swift brutal revenge!!!

*Proceeds to throw volley after volley of snowballs at Poke-Raven and Fiend*

P.S Only Mr Grunt and I have access to the saftey protocols in the arena and so still no one can die!!!

Damn right!
*To prove his point, he lets one of the icicles fly strait towards him, at the last instant, it vears to the right*

Yes the icicle vears to the right and stabs Raven in the head!
"I kill what Moves"! (Ghostly Whispering Voice)

dark angels gone mad and starts counting every snowball he throughs
snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball snowball

Poke-Raven respawns behind Dark Angel with a big grin and straps thermo nuclear device to the back of Angels head. Dark Angel turns around only to see Poke-Ravens feet as he is going up on a ladder attached to a chopper flown by S.P.F.K. And flies off into the distance. Everyone in the arena looks at Angels head in confusment. Mean while in the back of chopper Raven is set to press the big redd button on his controll box when S.P.F.K enters the back of chopper to watch the fireworks. S.P.F.K & Raven put there shades on and smile. Raven says "ummm I don't like to spoil the fun but who is flying the chopper???" S.P.F.K replies in a whispering ghostly voice "I dunno". The chopper starts dropping in altitude fast. "Oh well lets go out with a bang we should be at a safe distance". "Team Poke about to crash going out in a big flash". Both press button. KKKAAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN
CCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chopper hits a big mound of snow*

Poke-Raven & S.P.F.K casualy stroll out of reckage with a big nuclear mushroom in the distance.
The Pair start laughing uncontrolably.

You losers still don't seem to realise that

a) There are no-death protocols in operation

b) Only Mr Grunt and I can turn them on/off, and

c) I have just hit your punk asses with two 50 ton snowballs!!!

HaHaHaHa
*Fiend picks up a tommy gun*
Mr Grunt says' Fiend you can't kill anybody because of the safety protocols'
I beg to differ
*Fiend pulls the trigger and covers mr grunt with a stream of little hyper velocity snowballs*
HaHaHaHa
Bye bye piggy!
*Fiends evil stare falls on S.P.F.K. and Dark angel*
You can't kill the son of the devil!
*And pulls the trigger*
Splattering S.P.F.K. and Dark angel with a streams of little hyper velocity snowballs
HaHaHaHa

*Mr Haz creeps up behind Fiend*

Gad damn amature (wrong spelling probably)!!!!!!!!!

*Throws Fiend in the snow face down and stamps on his head*

Go Anxer!

*Anxer flys into the snowball arena in a Tornado to tune of 'Ride of the valkryies'* Chocks Away, Tally Bally Ho! * Anxer drops ten cansiters into the snowball arena on fiends head. *Anxer chuckles* 'And now for the second part. *The Snow starts to melts and boil to the naplam, Drowning fiend while everybody else tries to tread water* 'Harr Harr Harrr' *Anxer does a victory roll and promptly ejects into the arena, rubber duck at the ready*

*Melted snow starts to reform*
*Mrgrunt blows whistle*
EVERYBODY OUT UNITL SNOW REFORMS!!!
*Everybody gets out apart from fiend who gets frozen in the rapidly freesing ice*

*Jumps out of the water just as it freezes up - trapping Fiend*


NOT THE RUBBER DUCK NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch that hurt Anxer!
Not!
*But being stuck in ice, fiend cant do that much, not!
Before long the ice starts to melt and fiend is free*
Im just naturally hot!
*and throws a big snowball at conors big head*
Bullseye!

*A very big moving bulge appears in the snow with elctricity sparks flying around it*
Snow Worm!!!!!
*Every body start running in evry direction, anxer stands there dumb stuck*
Shit!
*Anxer starts running, and the worm mouth appears*
Hes not going to make it!
*The worms mouth closes and anxer is no more*
HAhAhAHAHAHAHAAH
(Ive been playing Dune 2000, can't you tell!)

Ahh, Natural Witt. So funny. *Anxer uses the RUBBER DUCK, which turns into a flamethrower, and advances towards fiend. Fiend Screams and runs away only to slip, and fall over. Anxer steps on the scarny little neck* Firstly you are not hot, preaty F**king far from it, Secondly, I hate snowballs on my head. So * Anxers breaks Fiends Neck, and using the RUBBER DUCK, boils fiend, then he covers him in ICE. After sitting down to have a nice cup of tea. Anxer gives the human icile a little kick, shattering fiend for eva into oblivion* Unfortunately, Me and My Fellow Poke, Raven, have hacked and turned off the safety protocols. Fiends Dead baby, Fiends Dead.

Raven and S.P.F.K enter in their new apache to the theme of airwolf. "HAHAAA the arena has been rebuilt S.P.F.K". S.P.F.K grunts in a ghostly whispering voice with doughnuts in mouth. Team Poke spot Fiend on the ground and arm the Hellfire missiles. Blow it out your ass Fiend. *SWWOOOO fires full rack of hellfires at Feinds head. Missiles hit target and Fiend lets out a high pith womanly screem and all thats left is a pair of smouldering shoes. HAHA Team Poke rule then the pair fly off again having remembered to fill the fual tank this time.