h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Fiend has been shattered, but the heat from the flame thrower, starts to melt the ice.
and the ice starts to goop together and form into Fiend.*
You cannot kill the son of the devil!
*Fiends hand starts to form a long blade*
Time to die Anxer!
*Fiend thrusts the blade deep into Anxer*
You can't kill me Fiend says Anxer
I know, but i can make you scream
*Fiend starts to twist and turn the blade in side Anxer, slicking his insides*
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Screams from anxer!)
Bastard!

Unlucky idiots I encrypted the safety protocol passwords with a 70,000,000 digit code that only MrGrunt and I have access to!!!

In that case, unfortunatly, Fiend lives

*Anxer pokes fiend in the eye* Raven, hack into the computer, and first conjur up a volcano, and turn off the safety protocols.*Raven does all that is asked using Netbus 1.7* Right C**ksucker get this *aAnxer picks up fiend and walks to the volcano and tosses him into the lava* Seal 'im Rav, Bye bye Retard!

*Anxer Turns to mr Haz* Firstly, we have now hacked the maiframe. We have total and unrestricted access to the computer. WE control H2G2. FEAR TEAM POKE and THE MILKMAN! *Anxer calms down from his delusions of grandeur*
Haaa Haaa DIE FIEND again and stay dead BITCH.

*Team POKE TRavel of into to the sunset in a 4x4, only to get stuck in a snowdrift, they get out and start kicking the 4x4* Damn and BLAST! Why cant we Exit in Style?

"Son of the Devil Hey" S.P.F.K say in a ghostly whispering voice.
"So you think you can not be killed seems im the only indestructable one around here"! S.P.F.K say in a ghostly whispering voice.
" Well I'm going to send u to meet your father"! S.P.F.K say in a ghostly whispering voice and an evil gleam in his eye.
*S.P.F.K pulls out Chainsaw, blender and bottles*
*S.P.F.K in the blink of an eye is ripping Fiend to pieces with the chainsaw then once in pieces! S.P.F.K pick them up and puts them into a blender and puts it onto goowify! He then fills the bottles and sets up a stall to sell Fiend drink!
"Somthing to wash down my doughnuts" S.P.F.K say in a ghostly whispering voice.

*In a gigantic fireball Fiend appears in the arena*
Will you please stop killing me, my dad is getting pissed off
im supposed to take over the snowball arena, for his evil plan.
but does to care bollocks its very difficult to take over this place but does he care bollocks!

Anyway hes helped me a bit
*Two massive daemons strid onto the arena*
bye bye anxer!
*and take anxer kicking and screaming to hell*
See you real soon!

*Mr Hazmandoo whips out a laptop computer*

HERE IS THE COMPUTER THAT CONTROLS THE SNOWBALL ARENA - THE ONE THAT YOU TWO HACKED IS MERELY A GHOST COMPUTER TO THROW YOU OFF THE TRAIL!!!

*Punches in a few keys and then the computer self-destructs*

NOW YOU CAN NEVER TURN OFF THE SAFETY PROTOCOLS!!!!

*To prove it he swallows a nuclear bomb which explodesinside him harmlessly*

THERE IS ANOTHER COMPUTER WHICH IS IN A SECRET LOCATION ONLY KNOWN TO MR GRUNT AND I - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Unfortunately you are in a bottle fiend and you cant do anything, so shut up until someone tries to free you

Good one Haz

I was freed by my dad, Mr Haz to there!

The above just seemed to have killed off this forum...
Speaking of killing, it is impossible (Notice the lack of caps, indicating that I am not shouting, just stating the facts.
Besides, if you killed Fiend, what would you do for the rest of the time?

Touchet Mr Grunt!

Touch what?
*Pulls out snow chaingun and pummels fiend with frozen fury*

You don't understand when he dies he respawns so we can kill him again its so kool I think.

As you can see I am very happy 'cause I have just bought Unreal Tournement and it is THE best game ever!!!!!

As I am in such a good mood I am feeling totally pasifist and don't feel like fighting

*Turns to leave but then contemplates the situation, life, the universe, and Sam Page and decides that it would be in his best interests to join Mr Grunt and pummell Fiend with snowballs

*Im a blazing fireball fiend leaves the snowball arena*
My dad pissed oof he doesn't like respawning me all the time, see you all in hell.....*

*S.P.F.K Shrugs his shoulders*
"I give up trying to sell Fiend/Sam Drink"! Ghostly Whispering Voice.
*Drops all the bottles on the floor smashing them*
*Pulls out Icicle Cannon and fires it at Anxers head*
*Razor sharp Icicles hit him dead on in the head*
"DAMN I forgot about Anxers amazingly dense skull"! Ghostly Whispering Voice.
*Icicles shatter on his head*
"Hahaha You will have to do better than that to get past my amazingly dense skull"!
*S.P.F.K Growls, everything in the Snowball Arena seems to fade into the darkness
except S.P.F.K and Anxer*
*Evil gleam in S.P.F.K's eyes and a devilish smile and he pulls out a SPEAR from his
backpack of DEATH*
"A spear hey, Hmmmm intresting" (He is not to clever is he)
*With great speed and power S.P.F.K skewers Anxer like a cocktail weener and
pins him to a tree*

The new SNOWBALL ARENA IS HERE

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=34762&thread=45910