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Ylla Started conversation Dec 5, 2001
Hi Clive! 
*rachrawkraroar*. I stumbled upon this and said to myself, "Self. Hey why not?!" Hi there! hope your day has been sporkulicious!
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Dec 5, 2001
Hello. A random visitor! 
My day has just started. (day-off today - gotta w**k, though 
)
How has *your* day been?
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Ylla Posted Dec 8, 2001
Your day has just started? May i ask where you are!?
My day...*sigh* had been treacherously long...but now that it's over, it feels quite short! I spent most of my day trying to convince my co-workers that I was in the witness protection program, for deviant reasons unmentionable.
!!! Hope your day was spiffy !!!
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Dec 8, 2001
Well technically It had been going for some time without me but at the time I was being delayed by a rather entertaining dream about penguins and wasn't in any hurry to get out of bed. 
I am currently in a Hull University Hall of Residence ,Hull, Cottingham, East Yorkshire, U.K 
Wittness protection - LOL!! but you are going about it all wrong.. convincing them won't work. Plant the seed of suspision and then when they think they know you DENY IT, vigourous and emphatically.
"NO! I was NEVER a former rat to the FBI that helped bring down a columbian drug smuglers...y-y-yOU must be thinking of SOMEONE ELSE." 
Right well, today I get to put on a tux and go be sauve and stuff for the Uni Winter Ball. - is it not nifty? 
Clive
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Ylla Posted Dec 19, 2001
Que nif-tay. How did it turn out? Did you turn up your suave-o-meter
and party like a rockstar!? I went to a Festivus party this weekend, which is the christmas non-non christmas party, where the only decoration is a pole (preferably a big aluminum one like strippers use, but we only had a big stick)and forgot about my fbi woes by drowning myself in a sea of glorious liquor product. 
I proceed to work and tell them a flying Ostrich named Clive told me to plant a seed of suspicion then deny it.
Clive, they've started throwing bird seed at me now. 
hehehe.
THE JIG IS UP! I know Rustytoenail sent you. (ironically & oddly enough he appears to agents in dreams as a dashing penguin-like creature..)
Fabulous. What is it that you occupy yourself with at Hull during your ostrichosity?
Ylla 
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