h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Hi there... ~grin~... my favourite cake is the doughnut... so if you have any around that you don't want... then pass them my way... ~bigger grin~

Me an ACE and its my job... and very proud me is of having it... to welcome you to h2g2... ~Greebo nods happily~... hmmm.. let me point you in the direction of some pages you might like to visit...
New user page:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752
ACEs (Assistant Community Editors) Homepage:-
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796
Bruce's GuideML clinic at
http://www.h2g2.com/A187229
The H2G2 post (community newspaper):-
http://www.h2g2.com/U54963

Of course you can go anywhere you like... ~grin~... join in conversations... all researchers will welcome you.... we are so nice here... come visit me by clicking on the link above this message... ~grin~... you know the one that says Greebo T. Cat. ACE ... plenty is always happening there....

Have fun... and if you have any question... don't hesitate to ask...

Here here, Greebo! Well said!

Welcome to H2G2, Deluth Bendu. Follw Greebos' advice, and you can't go wrong!

(Pass me a piece of that cake!.....and a donut!)

NM

AH! Your nodding and grinning is scary! Stop it!

Opppsss... me didn't mean to scare you... ~grin~... Me can't stop grinning... sorry... but nodding is optional... me will try stopping that if you like...
Oh... and please call me Greebo... or Greebz... Cat is so formal... don't you think???

Right odd one he is, but a good chap all the same. Hi Duluth Bendu, I'm Ben Duluth, strange the coincidence with the names, perhaps we are in some way related in the grand scheme of things... No, most likely not. Any way, as everyone will tell you, this is a "friendly" place, but also an "odd" place (ex: strange doughnut fixation, I think I may have to write an article about that...). Need any help, I won't know how to do it, but you can ask me all the same. Keep a clean nose and always carry a towel.

-Ben Duluth

Yep.....you two got me a bit confused! You hit H2G2 at about the same time!Took me a while to get it sorted, but I eventually managed!

NM

Same here... ~grin~... me said hello to you both as me was not sure if you were the same person or not... quite scary really... if anything could scare a tuff cat like me... ~bigger grin~...

Greebo's not scary at all, not one bit. But a word of advice, don't try to nap around her.

i'd like to put to rest all rumors that ben and i are the same person.
it can't possably be true.
i'm me and he's him.
unless he's me too.
or i'm him as well and have been keeping that from myself.
quite a dirty trick that i've played on me isn't it?
if this is the case i'd like to apoligise to everyone i just lied to

duluth

ps-mysterious without another name eh?

Hmmm... very mysterious... but no worries... me likes you... ~grin~

He-he! What's not to like?

NM

Well... ~grin~... personally me not like it when me comes to the end of a doughnut...

greebo, i think i'm falling maddly and deeply in love with you...
i don't know how to deal with this...
any sugestions?..

db

DON'T (short for doughnut me thinks) PANIC... ~grin~...

This has happened many.. many ... many times before... it's my doughnetic personality... ~Greebo scratches her head and thinks for a moment..~... hmmm... actually this has never happened... but its always good feeling loved... me finds... and me not mind you falling truely... madly... deeply in love with me... for me is very lovable and cute... and me knows that it is not your fault... ~grin~

Do I see the glimmer of a new H2G2 romance?

NM

Only if you are peeking through rose tinted spectacles... ~grin~

*These rose colored(coloured) glasses"
*That I am looking through*
*Show only the beauty*
*And they hide all the truth*
.........................John Connley

NM

Ohhhh... ~grin~... lovely prose in the morning... what better way to wake up... ~huggle~

I'm guessing a doughnut? Just a guess.

-Ben Duluth