h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yo Jeni! I bet you haven't discovered this little beauty yet, I'm waiting for you to come and get me! There's a secret weapon in here that will fire at you the moment you enter!!!!!!!!

What secret weapon, I'm not dead yet, ha ha ha
"I am invincible"
I'm gonna go now before you get me.

C ya

X (Jeni)

Wrong!!!
WELCOME TO HELL JENI X. THERE ARE PLACES RESERVED FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
Uh, Jeni, that says it all. You're dead. Officially.

u can talk, what about peeps like u Est?

Wow - this place is just like a deserted land of snow and cannons now, come on all you peeps where are you all???

Catch me if you can!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Evil X

I'M BACK AND I'M A FIGHTIN'!!!!!!!!!! HOWEVER LONG YOU DESERT THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well now I'm back aswell

So LET'S FIGHT

not that you'll ever win!

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Trini X

I'M FIT AN' I'M A FIGHTIN'!!!!!!!!!!!

ok.. Well let's fight..

*Throws snowball at Esti and she falls over.. rolls down the hill and turns into a giant snowball*

Esti.. don't bother starting with all that rubbish about you having decoys again...

See - I've already won!! It's only been happenening for a few weeks

Liberty

BREATHLESS HAS JUST COME ON THE RADIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

*Esti has just had hot salsa to eat and melts the snowball, making Jeni drown in it*

And Jeni, you can't escape either!

lol.. respect Esti... good recovery.. not good enough though..

*Jeni has just had ice cold (literally) coke.. she refreezes snowball and it goes back towards Esti*

Da da da da da da da da da da da da.. etc..

And btw.. Esti did you make that post?!?

WHO IS JENI??? crap my names on here.. have to change that!!!

And Esti.. I was just on your homepage..
what do you mean me and Leo??????? that sounds soooooooooo dodgy!!!!! change it NOW!!!!!!!! people will get the wrong idea!!!!!!!

Liberty X

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ESTI?!?!? DID YOU REALLY WRITE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

REALLY?!?!?!?! I DON'T BELIEVE YOU...

THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE YOU... YOU DON'T NORMALLY SAY *ESTI* LIKE THAT..... YOU ARE NOT YOU...

ARE YOU?????????

YOU and LEO at NATALIE'S 12th birthday party sleepoever, REMEMBER???? I told your dad the next morning!!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Esti.. What??

I'm not even gonna try and reply to that.. What are you on about??

Leo as in Leo Dicaprio??? Why would anyone ever like him?!?

Liberty

Don't deny it!!!!!!! All we could hear in the middle of the night was "Ah Leo!!!! Mmmm Leo!!!!!!! Ah yes Leo!!!!!!"

ESTIIIIIII

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU...

YOU HAVE SOOOOOOO CROSSED A LINE.. INFACT THE LINE IS WAYYYYYYY OVER THERE.... THE LINE IS A DOT TO YOU... HEY!! YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LINE..

YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I COME ROUND TOMORROW... I AM SOOOOOOOO GONNA KILL YOU.... YOU WANT TO SHARE SECRETS?!?!? YEAH.. FINE..

I HAVE SECRETS ABOUT YOU TO.. *THINKS*

UH HUH... I HAVE IT....

HOW ABOUT... THAT TIME AT MY FIREWORK PARTY THING.. YOU STARTED SINGING IN THE SPEAKER ACTING AS IF IT WAS AN OLD FASHIONED MICRAPHONE??

I KNOW THAT ISN'T THAT GOOD.. BUT BELIEVE ME.. EVERY WEEK.. I WILL GIVE A NEW SECRET ABOUT YOU.. YES??

HOW ABOUT I'M SURE THE WORLD DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT FRIEND.. THE ONE YOU FANCY.. IS HE ON THIS.. AND THE TIME.. YOU WERE LOCKED IN THE CUPBOARD ROUND *bleeped out name's* HOUSE..?? OR AT LEAST YOU NEARLY WERE.. THERE..

I will unbleep out the names next week.. for more juicy information.. stay tuned..

Liberty Springer tv

Actually.. let's have some fun.. and bleep out names now..

The first begins with "J" and the second begins with "Si"
Any Guessers yet??

I think you have asked for another war "Est"

*starts up engine to to the huge Chevrolet.. And begins to approach Esti gradually picking up speed*

"Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Beat this.. This car was designed by James Bond himself.. you can't kill me or this.."

*Drive past sign saying in huge black letters*

"NO DECOYS ALLOWED"