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Hopelessly Paranoid Started conversation Feb 10, 2000
Dear Journal
I know you are not in any way alive or animate, but I have been told it is traditional to write to 'you' as a person. Have started pet peeve page, hopefully planet will respond to this with witty and poignant remarks. Have diguised myself as a disused gumball machine. Have so far gone unnoticed. Collected £1.40 in 20p coins. Would have had £2.60, but gang of youths kicked me in teeth until I refunded them. This is my first pet peeve. Innocent gumball machines should be allowed to live their lives without fear of harassment.
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The Paradox Posted Feb 11, 2000
Congrats my fellow on sterling work, have a paper bag as a reward, this is a magnificent home for your teeth.
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