h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm so glad to see you back here again!!

wow..it's been a long time...hope you can catch up with the backlog..

...although perhaps you shouldn't bother... Just get yourself involved into the new forums... The backlog is just too much to read...

Oh... btw... Hi, Mozart... Nice to make your acquaintance...

...hope you don't mind me popping in as I do... Just an old habit, you see...

Oh yes....he'll follow you everywhere....1 hello & he's a friend for....erm....i should say "life"...but i don't really want to scare anyone...

*sighs softly & wishes she'd said it.... Even at the risk of scaring everyone else away.... smiles.... then again.... he wouldn't have been able to close that forum... he'd have to read it again and again and again..... *

*smiles*

And.... *smiles* You shouldn't say "he'll follow you everywhere"... At least not to anyone else....

*smiles* First of all... it sounds as if you were talking of a dog....

*smiles* Not that I complain about that.... *smiles* Sometimes, there's nothing I'd like more than change with certain dogs...

*smiles* Then.... it's *you* that I follow everywhere.... and if you said that to anyone else... they might be disappointed....

*smiles*

*grins*

well..at the time...you know i *was* being bothered by a dog.....Meg....

but..you're right...& i wouldn't want you to follow anyone else...i'd miss you whilst you followed them...

Awwwwwh.....

*smiles* Well.... that's one of the reasons why I wouldn't follow anyone else.... You missing me, I mean.... Even if it isn't the most important one...

The main reason is that *I* would miss *you*.....

*smiles* And.... Meg is a very lucky dog....

...although she's a very stupid one, too.... How can she possibly want to push you off the bed?

*laughs*

Why, Pavel? What would you do if you were her?

*smiles* Hm... let me think...

I.... well... I wouldn't let you get up, either... *smiles* I'd bark whenever you tried to stand up...

And... I'd try to look very sweet and cute and whine a little to tell you that I'm cold.... and I'd snuggle up to you.... without pushing you off.... because I'd be a stupid dog if I did... I'd be cold again... after all, dogs can't wrap themselves into duvets... I'd have to find other means of staying warm... and that would be you... And... then.... I suppose I'd fall asleep... snuggled up to you..... and dream of you... yes, dogs can dream.... *smiles* And when I wake up.... I'd gently lick your hand... or your neck.... to thank you for keeping me warm over the night... and I wouldn't stop until you woke up... *smiles* And then.... I don't know..... I still wouldn't want you to get up, I'm afraid.... I'd just lick you until you started to stroke me... or play with me.....

*smiles* Oh, a dog's life can be so nice....

Erm.... but.... I think I got a bit carried away.... I doubt you wanted to know that in such detail....

*smiles...and keeps smiling......and smiling.. *

*ahem*

sorry...the people around me will start to look at me funny if i keep on like that...

*grins* Well... just imagine what the people around *me* would have thought if they'd known I was smiling so much because of imagining to be someone's dog....

*smiles* But.... I keep up everything I said.... A dog's life can be so nice.....

*smiles*

You know.... you're still worse off than me.... If *I* was in a public place for all of the time I could be on.... Well.... *smiles* I suppose people would start asking nasty questions.... about if I never stopped smiling..... And I'd be forced to admit that it's very seldom.... at least when I'm talking to you.....

I'm in a public place...with a fan right above me...*shivers*

it's cold Pavel.......

i odn't want to be cold....i want to be nice & warm...

& i don't just want to be in a nice warm room...nonono...that's not the same...

*smiles* I know.... I know what you mean....

*smiles* I thought of that at once when you said you were under a fan....

*smiles softly* I don't want you to be cold, Vicki..... nonono..... I don't want you to be cold..... I wish I could help it.....

*smiles* And of course I don't mean that as in "I wish I could lead you into a nice warm room..."

*smiles* You know how I mean that.....

*smiles*

*smiles* i know how you meant it...

although...you could always lead me into a nice warm room anyway.......

Yes.... I know.... But... if you asked me then & there.... I'd say I was cold... even if we were in a nice warm room....

*smiles* Hm.... I have to practice shivering so it will be more credible....

*smiles*

Actually.... I doubt I'll know the way to many nice, warm rooms....

*smiles* Perhaps one.... who knows....