h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Long time no see! How have you been, m'dear?

good to have you back

i've been okay - all things considered

you?

Well, for the most part. I've settled into life in Austin. Well, I've settled into living in Austin. I still have no life.

austin texas? say hi to my uncle milton if he crosses your path. he lives in tyler.

Small world! You should come visit Uncle Milton then.

Haven't been to Tyler yet. Heck, I haven't been much of anywhere. One of these days, I'm packing my little car and heading down to see the Gulf. Must... see... ocean... And within the next 9 months and 29 days too.

why 9 months and 29 days exactly?

Because I promised myself I would see it before I turned 30.

this particular ocean or any ocean?

Any ocean, really. Eventually I'd like to see them all, but I'm not rushing that.

i'd better not boast about how many i've seen then

but then i'm also a tad older than you




not too old to give you a though







well, not *very* much too old

If you were too old to give me a then you'd be too old for me to you back, so we can't have that kind of talk here.

I don't get too of others who have seen many oceans. I know that my time will come.

of course your time will come & i am glad i am not too old for us to each other