h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, I'm Ormondroyd and I love cider too, so I am very impressed by the commitment and dedication you have shown by actually naming yourself after it. I think we should go to the Forum & Firkin - http://www.h2g2.com/A187508 - and demand that they start stocking the wonderful stuff.

You mean they don't? Actually, I'm new to this site and am still finding my way around. But a watering hole without cider is unthinkable.

Absolutely - but I've never heard it mentioned there. This must be changed! I'll see to it right now.

I am happy to tell you that cider is now available at h2g2's very convivial virtual pub. Just drop in for and ask for a !
BTW, I think I should warn you that there is another researcher called Scrumpy on the site. So if you start getting baffling messages that have nothing to do with anything you've written, that'll probably be why.

Thanks for arranging my favourite tipple to be available at the Furkin. I'll pop in for one or five! I think I should change my name to something more subtle but equally suited to the art of cider swallowing. Any bright ideas?

How about Ciderspace?

Hmm, I quite like that - literally - all that space full of cider. Well I guess it's better than air head. I'll have a couple of pints while I contemplate.

Big hi to Scrumpy
MMMMMMMMM Like the sound of ciderspace.

I'm glad to see my new name is proving popular. I'd better change it. At least you're not talking to yourself any more.

Wait, wait, wait!!

There's something wrong with talking to yourself??

I always found myself to be the most considerate of listeners. And usually the only one who is polite enough to listen to my rantings...

Surely I'm not alone??

*moves head 90°*
Never!!

No No nothing at all.
Do it all the time.
But I think it was Tashmar
replying to himself
that worried me!!

Ahh you mean the chat room soliloquy syndrome.....clearly unhinged...

Not a hinge in sight!!
It's Friday afternoon and I'm off to the pub.
Have a nice weekend.

That sounds like a FINE idea.....
The best I've heard all week! Anyone who can come up with such a sensible suggestion is obviously utterly sane...I take the hinge comment back!

Enjoy!

*Tashmar enters*
Do be do be da de da be do do where did
I put that oil can, ah ha thats better
all hinges oiled,da da da DA DA DAAAAAaaaaaaaaa aa a
*Tashmar leaves*

There's nothing like going out and getting well-oiled.

You sent the fireworks to yourself again. I had to go to your home page to find them. Is that how it works. You've sent nothing to me. Anyway, how did you know where to find them in the first place. I can't seem to find anything.

Eh???? Have you been having cider for breakfast?

Or over oiled from the night before.
Forever lost in cider space.

Breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner and any other available opportunity.
Hic!!!
I still haven't a clue where I be to.