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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Started conversation Mar 12, 2003
Is anyone else out there having problems with 'service unavailable' messages all the time 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 12, 2003
What'sa matter Linus???
Using something other than an imac? 
...*ducks for cover...*
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Mar 12, 2003
There have been a lot of problems with the servers lately
Has the Beeb paid the electric bill?? Or maybe someone has forgotten to feed the 
which turns the wheel, which powers the motor, that drives the belt, that ...... well, you know what I'm getting at ....
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 12, 2003
something is definately wrong. whats going to happen when a war starts 
and the beeb site gets flooded like after sept 11.
I don't know if an imac helps when the problem is with bbc servers Pan
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 13, 2003
Oh, I don't know 'bout that. *We* don't seem to have any problems. Ever try...
No, I 'spose not. 
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 13, 2003
It doesn't happen all the time, just every second time
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 16, 2003
Try speaking with an Irish dielect & cooing softly into their ear. 
It always w*rks for me. 
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Gwennie Posted Mar 16, 2003
The Irish accent may not work coming from Linus Pan, after all he's a tad too hairy...
imac Pan? How about a pair of tweezers, will they do?
I've not had any problems in reaching hootoo . Perhaps the problem is only with overseas visitors who need their visas updating to visit Auntie Beeb?
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 17, 2003
Given that our ABC seems to buy every program the bbc has ever made, i should be given a 
gold pass!
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Gwennie Posted Mar 17, 2003
That's because the majority (Eastenders excluded) of our BBC telly & radio programmes are so damned good Linus!
I'm sure that if you paid Auntie Beeb a license fee, even in Aussie $, you'd be awarded a platinum pass!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 17, 2003
NOTICE::::PANDORA is now accepting charge cards::::
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Gwennie Posted Mar 18, 2003
You'll try anything Pan! As if poor Linus doesn't have enough to contend with, what with being an Aussie AND having problems connecting to hootoo!
*Dodges a flying Fosters, several cricket bats and a rugby ball* 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 18, 2003
Too bad Gwennie didn't miss that oil slick! ...*watches as Gwennie goes sliding dow hill...*Don't worry Gwennie! It's olive oil!
Oh my! Look out for tha'...
gwennie?
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 18, 2003
Pan, you mean you're going to start charging me now 
Gwennie, apart from our of a prime minister it's not so bad being an Aussie. At least we still have an interest in the world cup
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 19, 2003
Linus, why are you talking to Gwennie? Can't you see she's had stuffing knocked out of her by a big red bus?!
...*looks in her book-o-spells...* 
PUUUUUUFF
Gwennie is now dancing on point in a pink tutu & satin slippers.
Say, Linus. You wouldn't happen to have any video equipment about? 
Of course I wouldn't charge you! 'Course all donations are gladly accepted.
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Gwennie Posted Mar 19, 2003
*Climbs of her point and pulls at her tutu in disgust* 
Thanks a lot (I think) Pan! Anyhow, since when have you been charging punters cos I had always assumed that they were paying you?
World Cup Linus? Wassat when it's at home then? Actually we're supporting the Aussies in this household now...
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Mar 19, 2003
Gwennie, if I've told you once, I've told you once! Stop feeding aussies! You'll NEVER get rid of them if you keep feeding um! Sheesh!
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Mar 19, 2003
too late now.
Actually it is quite safe to feed us, but giving us a drink is a totally different matter
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- 1: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 12, 2003)
- 2: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 12, 2003)
- 3: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Mar 12, 2003)
- 4: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 12, 2003)
- 5: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 13, 2003)
- 6: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 13, 2003)
- 7: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 16, 2003)
- 8: Gwennie (Mar 16, 2003)
- 9: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 17, 2003)
- 10: Gwennie (Mar 17, 2003)
- 11: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Mar 17, 2003)
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- 15: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Mar 18, 2003)
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