h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is obviously a true statement. Computers are not funny. After all, a computer was used to make that ridiculous list, which is not funny. Proof positive, I fancy...

Well.. I actually did find some of it funny? What does that say about my state of mind I wonder? My computer wasn't so sure about it all though. It was worried about how it was discovered that Bob couldn't swim? Do we need to call the RSPCC?

This is no laughing matter. My computer came from a recue home for computers that had been abused. I have seen the devestation that is caused to the emotional stability of a laptop when it has been thrown into a river weighted down with rocks; or when it has been bought by a drug fueled rock star and thrown from a window.
If you wish to donate to the 'Computers in Need' fund, please send to youneedyourheadexamined@freuds_aunt.com. Or not

Eastwickian

DUDE! I love computers! Except Macs. If you want to trash a computer, trash an iMac. I hate MacOS. Windows isn't any better but if you leave it alone, it's okay. Get a better computer and give the old, crappy one to your littler siblings to take apart. That's what I do...when I'm not yelling, "YOU LITTLE F***ING PIECE OF COW S***!" at my Gateway....