h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hm!ok!riiiight...!

I don't know, maybe I have a conscience after all, maybe I'm just not cut out for the 'mistress' lifestyle, but many things about this are not good.
I think it's the constantly shifting goalposts and the plans ganging aglae so aft that are getting to me most.
Having said that, I may have a totally different opinion this time tomorrow.

And there was me thinking my parade was rainproof...

sniff!cough!b*ll*cks!

Oh, I could explain the full story, but you'd think less of me. Really, you would.
It's one thing to play with fire, but something else entirely to play with fire, watch somebody else get burned and still be encouraging them to get more matches.
I'm not a good person... And I don't seem to be a fast learner either. This is based on events since my last posting.
Not too impressed with meself right now.

I think I just got burned too..

Not in RL.. just something going on

Can't you help your friend?

Long story short:
Played with someone else's toys, against my better judgement. Chose not to observe normal conscience check procedures, in fact, put conscience in shoebox, wrapped shoebox in gaffa tape & threw it in a landfill.
Went a bit pear-shaped on an unsupervised staff outing (night on the lash).
Owner of toys found out in the ever-amusing fallout phase of a night out & I'm finding it hard to regard myself as anything approaching an honourable man. Which surprises me not very much...
Despite this, many friends & those colleagues who knew about it have told me I deserve better.
I think I deserve knee-capping, but hey...

At least you remembered to pick up your conscience

Yeah, once I'd picked off the worst of the banana peels & used tissues & rinsed it under the tap, it was fine.
Still works okay, but pricks a bit.

*takes out a couple of pins and needles*

There! The rest you can heal yourself

Fanks Auntie Lil!!

You're welcome darling

I've already drawn up a shortlist of 3 I have my sights on for the next victim...
All of them blonde. Hmm.

AAhh... I see you have yet to learn from your mistakes eh?


lil xx
(brunette)

*well assisted these days*

As far as I'm aware, none are attached.
Mind you, my research on this topic is minimal to say the least...
And I'm ignoring the subtly pointed "putting yourself out of consideration" brunette comment... Especially as that's my usual preference.
But, y'know, I would...
In a heartbeat.

WOOooooOOoooo *swoons*

Now, these three ladies, are they also working in the same place?

Yup!
There's Sian who I've been mates with since June.
Tanya who gets files from Storage.
And new girl Jenny.
Mmmmmmmmm...

Ooh!! Carry on like that and you will be getting a reputation

Given half a chance!
Actually, I've asked out Faye...

Faye??


She isn't on the list!


And....

Vicky, but that's all, I swear!
Maybe one of the Emmas...
And some others who's name I don't know yet.
I'm terrible, aren't I?

Actually, Faye's the only one I've made direct overtures toward, but you know what tomorrow is.
I have a plan which does involve a certain degree of Wile E. Coyote-style tiptoe work...