h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey... Was passing by... and noticed a newcomer to h2g2... came closer and found out that it was you... ~grin~
Welcome to H2G2... me is sure that you will enjoy your time here... and will find lots of conversations to join... and even start a few of your own... ~another grin~
To get you started why not join one of the conversations at http://www.h2g2.com/A231760

You will find plenty to talk to, and all are really nice people...

By the way... if you think you are depressed, you should meet Wilson Brown-Bear... a true follower of Marvin if ever there is such a thing... ~grin~

Yawn... too late
must sleep
type later

Gives Sporky a BSK... night... ~grin~

You'll have to know me to get it. I really am not depressed. It's all in my head (so the doctor says)

Sleep good. I'm kind of nocturnal ( I think I spelled that right).

Hi Joker. I'm nocturnal too. Drop in and see me sometime!

Quick! Whatever you do, don't think about two siamese elephants, joined at the trunk! One sneezes and the others eyes get REAL big! Here's another: An agoraphoic giraffe, "Don't look down! Don't look down!"

So what color do you prefer to be? Are you male or female? What do you clean your claws on? What is your favorite kind of donut( that is what you consider to be a donut. I mean lots of people consider bismarks, maple bars, glased quasants( did I spell that right?), danishes, donut holes, and cruelers to be donuts but they realy arent, are they.)? Where do you like to be scratched the most? do you chase mice, birds and/or bugs, and if so, how many have you caught? Finally whats your favorite Shaksperian play?

By the way What is Sporky?

And wouldn't it be funny to see a little monkey ance the manrangae(i know I didn't spell that right) on the siamese eliphant's joined trunk( holding an umbrella of course.)?

Sporky remains a mystery.... I don't try to understand him, and he rarely talks to me.

~Grin~... Wow lots of questions... Me is orange cat... with a rather nice grin... there's picture of me on my homepage at h2g2... Me is female... and doughnuts are spelt like this... ~grin~...
Me is a veggie cat... and eat lots of sugary food to keep my energy level up for all the appearing in the many forums that me does... ~big grin~...
Hmmm... my favourite Shakespere play... (prolly not spelt right on purpose... ~grin~) ... A Much Ado About Nothing of course...

I know how to spell "doughnuts", I'm just lazy. Nice picture. I've had several cats( pets), but they don't seem to last as long as dogs. In case your'e wondering, I do have a cat now( Mancun, grey, fat, and very funny. He likes to stalk the "grandkids".) and two dogs( collies, out-door dogs, very loving and very noisy.) but cat lives inside. My dogs have never killed or realy harmed( scared yes harmed no.) any of my cats. There have been sad accidents to take my cats away from me. Cats get into more things than dogs do. BTW, My cat is male and his name is Higgins.

Me has heard a rumour that cats can be trouble... ~grin~... but me personally do not believe a word of it...

Especially not Miss Greebo! No trouble at all.

...And you expect me to believe that?

Why not... ~Greebo spreads paws wide~... would me lie??? ~innocent grin~

Was that "lie" or "lye"( terreble joke!)?
You never answered my other questions.
1) What is your favorite kind of "doughnut"?
2) Where is your favorite place to be scratched/petted( word?)/ rubbed?
Ferthermore, me was won...( clears throat). I was wondering where your'e from and what hours do you keep... And do you always land on your feet? Or do you sometimes like to land on your back? He He He.

Me loves most kinds of doughnuts...
Me loves to be tickled... hmmmm.... ~grin~
~Big grin~... Me is from h2g2... it's just round the corner from your place... and me about at all hours... due to my roamimg nature...

Oh... and me prefers to land on my feet... landing on my back really hurts you know...

Just arround the corner from me on H2G2? Or me in S.L.C.? I haven't met a doughnut yet that I didn't like!
......TICKLE TOURTURE!!!!!!

Me has never met a doughnut me couldn't eat!!!