h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...yes... my journal was feeling neglected once again... poor thing... so I thought I'd write something once again...

Well... actually... my journal isn't the only thing that's feeling neglected... just look at the poor forums.... So long since I've replied to most of them... or my homepage, or, as it is now called, my "personal space"... It's been waiting for an update for... um... some 7 months now...

OK... I definitely don't have enough time...

Time??? You have plenty of time....what about all the time you spend talking to me on ICQ..?

Nah..we can't have you cutting down on ICQ...so.....i suppose..you're right.... you just don't have enough time...

*smiles* I was *almost* shocked about you suggesting something like that... Fortunately you said we couldn't do that yourself...

Yes... that's a problem... when am I going to reply to forum posts?... Like this one, I mean?

...except whilst waiting for the chat to load...

OK... loaded... no time again...

*grins*

and now it's afterwards......a long time afterwards......2 days afterwards....

..see what you've done...it's all your fault this is! if it comes to the point when i spend all my time just talking to you....then.................erm...................

no..i'm really not complaining....

*grins* And that's a damn good thing... because... if you *were* complaining...

*smiles* I'd only be tempted to make it worse....

*smiles* But... well... now that I've said I could try to make it worse... I'll be tempted to do it anyway...

*grins* I can't wait....

*smiles* And.... it's nice to be able to post to forums for a change....

Hm...

something didn't sound right.....

*smiles* Actually.... I have to admit that I'd rather not have the time to post....

*smiles* But whilst I'm at school.... and you can't be on......yet...

*smiles*

Imagine how i feel now then.....that it's a long time after you've been on....knowing that the chances are you're asleep....right.......now.............

*hits herself*

Stupid girl! Why'd you have to get more ideas......

*tries to resist the urge to stoke over the place she hit herself gently and say "You are no stupid girl... not for thinking such things.... "... *

*smiles* Well... you know.... you shouldn't think I go to bed too early.... I mean... I have things to do after I've gone off... play the piano... write stuff.......

*smiles* On the other hand... if it's really as late as you said it was.... then I *will* have been asleep....

*smiles* And now you got me thinking, too...

*smiles* I like sleeping.........

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhh!

....and...that post is now classed as being posted yesterday...which means...it's 12:30 for you....

of course...if you're up that late "writing things"..then....*smiles*...i'll start thinking more thoughts...& i might have to hit myself again......just incase you can't resist that urge..

*smiles..... smiles so much that it must look perfectly ridiculous to anyone who just wandered to this forum & doesn't know what makes him smile.... But..... doesn't care..... *

*smiles* Well.... and if it makes you start thinking more thoughts.... Then you should know that I *do* write things....

*smiles*

But.... I'd better warn you.... if you hit yourself again....

*smiles softly* I won't be able to resist... and.... I might have to do something more.... just to make sure it doesn't hurt too much.....

Oh my...

*smiles* now i'm not going to stop thinking those things...

..and....

*hits herself for not knowing what she can hit herself about....just so she can see what happens... *

*smiles as he walks up a little closer to....... to Vicki.... gently touches the spot she hit... whispers...*

Now.... why'd you have to hit yourself..... you're a bad girl.... You mustn't hurt yourself....

*smiles..... runs his fingers around that spot again.... leans forward and gently kisses it...... *

Does it still hurt?....

*smiles and softly kisses it again to make sure it doesn't..... *

You mustn't hurt yourself......

*smiles* And..... who said you had to stop thinking those things.....

*thinks that perhaps she should break her finger..because then everywhere she touched would hurt...and then.......*

*smiles*

*wishes she wouldn't think of such things... He *said* she wasn't allowed to hurt herself.... And.... she should know that she certainly doesn't need to break her finger for something like that.... *

*smiles* You know.... touching spots with a finger that doesn't hurt would be exactly as well.... *smiles* Or just saying....

And... apart from that.... breaking your finger really isn't a nice option... because... if it was in bandage.... I wouldn't be able to try to make it not hurt any more....

*smiles* So.... you'll just have to show me which places "hurt" you....

*smiles..... decides he should finish that post & get side-tracked after that.... *

i think i'll tell you where it hurts on Tuesday...

*smiles*

*smiles* Do you know..... I was hoping you would....

*smiles* Well, of course you knew...

*smiles* But still..... You'll have to show me....

*smiles* Every single place where it hurts.....

*smiles* Can't have you being in pain all the time, now, can we....

*smiles* And I really, really can't wait for Tuesday.....

*smiles* Really really really.....

*smiles*

I'll show you...

...and....of course.....being the clumsy girl i am....i might...accidentally knock you or something....to which you should shout "OWW!" as loud as possible so i feel really guilty & have to return the favour...

*smiles* Of course.....

Actually.... I was going to do that even if you hadn't said it.... I'd just have to watch out & make sure you hit me sometime.....

*smiles* And.... I might shout "OWW!" so much that you'd have to stop me before returning the favour.... *smiles*

*smiles* And now here we are... talking about hurting each other....

*laughs*

i know....wha would people think of us...

surely we're not "into that kind of thing" *quite* yet...

*smiles* Of course not.... I couldn't really stand the thought of hurting you seriously.... No way....

*smiles* Well... it's a different matter if I've hurt you without intending to and have to make up for that.... And make you forgive me.....

*smiles* Oh yes.....

*smiles* And I don't really care what people think about us.....

*smiles* People aren't you.... And yours is the only opinion that counts.....