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Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 61

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

smiley - winkeye!!


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 62

Gwennie

*Still confused and rather groggy, Gwennie pathetically waves her cards in the air for the two Cloughies that dived off the board. The effort makes her topple over into the pool*

Glug! smiley - winkeye


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 63

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

Oh my! Cloughie, please give me a hand with her.


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 64

cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318

Geez Gwennie! You should be more careful. Drunks don't let friends go swimming... or something like that. smiley - bigeyes


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 65

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*They bring her to the side of the pool and put her back into her chair.*

Deckhand! Bring pots of strong coffee, please, and tea too.

*Wraps a towel around Gwennie's shoulders, and one around self.*

Thank you, Cloughie! *Hands him a towel.*


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 66

Gwennie

*Cough! Splutter! Sniff!*
Fankyou! smiley - bigeyes

*Sips her coffee and wonders why there's still two of everything*


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 67

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

*Holds up two fingers.*

How many do you see, Gwennie?


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 68

bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints)

Big Al wakes up and realises he has lost a week, must have been all that vodka he drank.

He wanders nonchalantly and sleepy-eyed out to the pool and falls over a reclining cloughie, does an unintentional double pike with twist ( lemon ?, want ice with that ?) and enters the water cleanly-the judges score 8.3, 8,7, 8.9, 8.9, 8,7, 8,6-degree of difficuly 3.0 !! making him the gold medal winner.

" Sorry guys been sleeping it off for a week, did I miss anything ? "

smiley - smiley


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 69

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

We think Gwennie may have hit her head. Do you have a doctor on board? Really good dive btw!


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 70

Gwennie

*Looks bewildered and flinches from Mari-Rae's two hands*

What fingers? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 71

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

Oh, you poor soul. We'll have you fixed up in no time.

*Goes over to the ice bucket and loads handfuls of ice into a towel.*

Here, Gwennie. Hold this against the dented part of your skull. Actually it isn't dented. There is a big lump now on your head. Does it hurt?


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 72

alicat (Patron Saint of Good Taste)

LOL. smiley - smiley *alicat leaves her 10 card mounted, for all the ensuing jumps and dives. Paddles down to the vodka end of the pool on an inflated tire tube. Lying back, she dips the end of a straw into the pool and enjoys the sun.*


Postcard from the stormy beach

Post 73

mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...)

Alicat! How's the water?!! smiley - winkeye


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