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DD's advent thought Day 18
Demon Drawer Started conversation Dec 18, 2003
In the old days kids asked for handcrafted toys so Santa and his elves had a wordturning, sewing business going. Now that kids are demanding electronic goods where are all these factories all over lapland? And why hasn't George Bush decided to invesitgate for potential WMD factories if these big plants can be picked up on satalite?
DD's advent thought Day 18
Ormondroyd Posted Dec 18, 2003
The Americans recently arrested some bloke with a long beard, didn't they? Could it have been a case of mistaken identity?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 18, 2003
You're laughing now, but when the Americans shoot down Santa in a mysterious "friendly fire" incident, it'll be a different story...
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Demon Drawer Posted Dec 18, 2003
You been reading the Times cartoons as well have you Ormy?
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 18, 2003
In a broadcast to the nation from the White House today, President Bush declared: 'This was not a case of mistaken identitude. We had received reports that Santa planned to invade homes all over the 
to deliver suspect 
s, any one of which might contain a weapon of mass destruction. Besides, I've had a message from God telling me there's only room for one magic guy with a long white beard.
'However, negotifications are in progress. may be released provided that he delivers the set of crayons I asked him for last year. Oh, and Donald says he'd like North Korea next.'
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Demon Drawer Posted Dec 18, 2003
Apparently G W B inc. have confiscated and empounded a shipment of Atomic Kitten CD on route to Lapland. The reason given by assistant CEO Donny Rumsfeld was...
'Nuclear capable pussy cats may create a virulant pest as well as inconspicuous Weapon of Mass Destruction. We cannot and will not allow these kittens to grow into full grown cats with a shorter radioactive half live. They will be transported to Guantanamo Bay and there to a place of execution, possibly an electric chair in Texas for elinination.'
The CEO was heard to say....
'Illuminations, ooh, ooh, is Tony going to make up for having me baracacaded in Beckingham Palais. After all Clinton has been to confederence at Blackpool, Lancastershire.'
before his mike was turned off.
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