h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Happy Birthday to me...
Greebo likes doughnuts for tea...
She especially likes them if they're freeeeeee...
Happy birthday to me...

~Greebo is in fine musical form...~

Feline: happy birthday Greebo! the others and i got you this gift. A personalized milk bowl filled with doughnuts!

~Greebo huggles feline~... Oh wow... this is so wonderful... my very firstest birthday pressie... and its one of my favorite things... ~Greebo glances at feline~... How on earth did you guess what to get me???

Feline: *Shrug* call it a hunch.

*flutter of wings
Happy birthday, Greebo!
*presents the birthday girl with a tortoiseshell-backed brush
Bring this to my Beauty Shoppe, Greebo, & I'll give you a good brushing!

*The lights go out and asingle eletric girare is herd playing happy Birthday. A spot light goes down on Bob (who will be along after he has crwled out the bottle in R.L.) Then the stadge lights up in a powerful desplay of lasers that drow on the roof ,Happy Birthday, with
A picture of a giend doughnut with sprinckals on whch turns solid oas the song ends*
Hppy Birthday Love.
Any requests we might as well make ue of the band now it is here.
*Vince puts down his gitare and Goes of in to a corner With G.B.*

*A large blue fish swims by to give Greebo a birthday present. It is a little silver paw bracelet with tiny doughnut shaped charms hanging from it. There is also a fresh bottle of Bolly tastelfully giftwrapped with a large bow. However, it sees to be open already and coelacanth does not hand it over.*
Happy Birthday Sweetie
*Air kiss*

*A shadow steps out from the wall and turns into Joe*

Happy birthday Greebo, my favourite feline

*hands Greebo a mhCHUD with a special extra cold glass of milk together with a paw-opperable can-opener*

*arrives with a ~very~ large box*

Happy Birthday, Greebo! This box contains one of every kind of doughnut I could find. Guaranteed, no two the same. Enjoy!

Oh, and a link, too.

http://www.brain-teaser.com/

HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS, Greebo-baby!!! What a milestone... three years old!!!

I have brought you some delicious iced chocolate donut holes(hope you like) as well as great news that the RL Dragonfly has newly become employeed as a baker of sorts. So hopefly she can sneak off with some donuts for a certain cat she knows....

Mmmmmmm Donuts.
Please can the hard working band members have some.
*just to show how hard working they are the Band starts to playthree diferant songs at once. After a stern look and five minets of abuse from Vince the band starts to play*

#Theres a young boy in the que
Theres not much else here for him to do
Hes had a drink hes had a few
Down the pub on hope street.
Deer old lady your lookin thin
Got a shopping bag with your life in
Your old mans goin through the bins so it goes on hope street
Rain on me come pooring down clean the dirt off this whole town tell the sun to come around show his face on hope street...#

~Greebo is fashionably late to her own party...~

Thankyou everone... me couldn't get on h2g2 for very long last night... so me missed my party

~Greebo sobs just a little~

*hands greebo an mhCHUD and milk*

Want to come to the hospital and get in the... I mean HELP then doctors?

~Greebo is intrigued...~

Get in the... what?????

Visit my page and jump to the General Hospital.

Will do... watch it... here me comes... ~grin~

Some had to do it diddent they?
you know Bob will now go and cause merry hell over there dont you.
I gess I wil have to minamise the amadge yet more work no rest for thewicked

Hello every boddy I am finally here if you had not noticed.
Happy birthday love here have some booze and other asoted drinks
*hands her a box he was carrieng*
Vince you know I dont like Real docters but that does not aply to vertual ones fool.

Happy Birthday
*fanfare*
Sorry it's a bit late. Now what can I give you as a pressie? You've got every donut known to man and cat I know- you won't use it very often but here's a special keep-fresh-donut-storer so you can put all your pressies in it till you have room to eat them!
luv me xxxooo

Wow... a special keep-fresh-donut-storer ... me not got one of these... now just need a few doughnuts to store in them... ~grin~