h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*dusts off an old cardboard thing and gently pulls from it's regions a strange-looking vinyl thing (an album I believe it's called) and offeres it up to Greebo*

It's called "The Unicorn" by The Irish Rovers.

I got yer the green aligators
And long-necked geese
Some humpty-back camels
And some chimpanzees
Some cats n rats n ellyphants
But lord I'm so forlorn
I just can't see no Unicorns

And there's some other strange things within the grooves, too.

~Greebo peers at round disc~... what does one do with it... ~Greebo looks at whole in the middle~.... it rather looks like a huge doughnut... but doesn't smell like it... ~grin~

I don't imagine it would taste much like one, either... A bit flat, I'd guess.

I've heard there were things called, uhm... *scritches ear* Oh! 'turntables'? They sound dangerous with needles and things, but I've been assured they don't hurt... I think there may even be a few left hiding in closets!

'Nonnie

~Greebo shudders...~... Me had a needle once... they stuck it right in my... er... er... hmmm... ~embarrassed grin~... Well never mind... but let me tell you... it wasn't pleasant...

But me will trust you... Nonnie... cause me likes you... ~huggle~... so where are these closets????

Scattered out the known and unknown worlds, so I'm told... *whispers in Greebo's ear* I've even heard rumour there's one in Damogran!

'Nonnie

Really??? ~Greebo whispers back to Nonnie~ ... hmmm... how do we go about finding one?

Oooh, I see a thread called Music...aren't I wicked?

This is a quiet thread ideal for me. I'll lurk at bit for the time being though.

I see there are 69 guests here...isn't that funny or what! LOL!

*In his privacy, Mike plays Slipknot to himself*

Before I get readily involved, what's the likelihood of the main party thread being moved in the forseeable future?

*turns down music so the kind person who answers his question can be heard and won't be scared off*

*Joanna enters bearing a big box of donuts*
These donuts have been sent to this thread by Phil.
Eat and enjoy.... I know you will
Joanna (Donut delivery person to the stars)

Just realised I'd sent the order to the wrong thread. Oh well never mind. Better just take one of these and go again.

Doughnuts...not bad. I like mine with crispy outsides, and warm. Do these comply with my standards (posh talk)?

Oh, they do. How lovely!

*Picks up the box and takes it over to the Cheshire Grin Inn*
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=44674&forum=35971

But now I've jumped in and got involved

Oh goodness Mike... look what you jumped into!!!!

A flying party!

*smack*

Ooops...ought to watch where I'm jumpin' ...

~Greebo giggles at Mike~

That's nice

Me a jolly nice cat...

And just plain jolly on top of that...best o' both worlds