h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All of my pals have hooked up a new computer for me, so, again, I shall descend here to spead the holiday cheer!

So, who wants to feed the reindeer first?

ooh... me me me!
can i feed the reindeers?

do they like snickerdoodles?

need any help getting ready?
love you santa!

Of course!

Don't spoil them though! I don't want Cupid complaining about the carrots in March!

Ho ho ho!

My kids throw oats in the snow outside their window in the hopes of feeding your reindeer on X-mas Eve.

But you already know that of course!

santa, i have a question. when i was a kid we always wanted to leave cookies and milk for you on christmas eve, until one year my dad told us that you called him and told him you'd rather have peanuts and beer.

would you like me to leave you cookies or beer... and of course, what kind?

i'll have snickerdoodles, chocolate chip, orange balls and rum balls... or killians, bud light and amber bock.

Hohoho! What an inquisitive bunch!

Mr X, yes, I seem to recall a house in Pennsylvania where the stop and eat oats. Quaker?



Oh, Broe, that's a common misconception! Remember that Santa has to go all the way around the world and back! I just like a cold glass of , a warm glass of cider or some room temperature .

Happy Holidays! Hohoho!

OoOOOoOoOoOoHHHhh Santa, may i feed the next? Please please!!!!

P.S.

Is Dudley Moore really an ? or was that just a film i saw?