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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Started conversation Dec 12, 2003
Dear Santa,
The Flat Cap & Muffler Sports and Social Club are having a bit of a do on Monday night in the Function Room at A732458. You are most welcome, and t' Committee will guarantee plenty of carrots and a parking space for the reindeer 
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Santa Posted Dec 13, 2003
Hohoho! Of course
It's been a while since Mrs Claus and I attended a do... I'll have to have the Mrs wear her best red cape...
I'll surely be there! 
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Dec 13, 2003
*
Santa and 
off to make sure Bagpuss has laid in a plentiful supply of sherry and carrots *
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