h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Left for a while, distracted by the real world. Digital journaling is a tough know when you find so little of your time free. I'm in love. Love is a fallacy, a creation of the human mind that, in fact, does not exist, even in the human mind, but that being true... more true than anything I have typed before at least... I am most assuredly deep in it. I spend a lot of my time "deep in it" but the love thing is a new bit. I need a shower. When I whisper her name to myself my body noticably relaxes... I can't say that I have ever known that before. I looked at her for a while this weekend and thought back over the times when I have known her during the past 3 years and decided that she was neither gorgeous nor perfect, but rathar that she was in fact and in truth gorgeous, perfect, and really smart. Flawed? Certainly... I have this big anti-birthmark thing, and, well, you'll learn this eventually... you? curious how I assume you exist, but requiem already said you do so why shouldn't I believe him, but still, as you will eventually learn, I have a grand aversion to open toed footwear and I find that to be much worse when combined with toe-nail polish. Basically I hate feet. She does not seem to have this problem. If this is the biggest difference between us I shall be the happiest man in this empty room someday. I wonder if I'll still be here that day. I am, by the way, infinitely predictable, so stop reading now as you already know what I'm going to say. Now, the problem is, bridging that gap between casual friends and anything more. Grr. Monkies make great hats when you have a hipster named banana.. orange... orange... orange... orange... in between red flying orchids of fury!