h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Point of accuracy, to communcate with boy racers on the sea front, don't use the car horn, use the car itself and run the sods over.

Last year I saw the best sight ever, down by the beach, about 6-8 car loads of BRs in their GTi w**k mobiles were being held up by a granny in an electric buggy doing a walking pace. I kept up with her and viewed the increasing fustration as due to bollards and oncoming trafic they couldn't over-take, speed off and do hand brake turns etc.

My opinion is after we rid replace the "Don't feed the sea-gulls" signs with "Do not be sad, tosspots" signs, and make hunting these youth a national sport after fox hunting is abolished. It will introduce a bit of natural selection into the gene pool, but looking at this lot it's not as big as a pool, more a pint glass

BTW Well done on an accurate portayall of Exmouth.

Chris

I don't agree. I think Exmouth is MUCH worse than you all suggest - I used to live near there but I'm allright now! You forgot to mention the rip tide that prevents safe swimming without an outboard stuck up your a***! Perhaps that's why there are so many boy w*****s; they can't afford a descent boat to escape to Dawlish Warren across the estuary!

Roger

Absolutely do not forget the rip tide at Exmouth, one of the best ways to get yourself drowned know to man. I learned to swim on Exmouth beach very quickly, it was that or drown.....

There is one thing we have all forgotten about the boy racers, and that is that the best way to recognise one, apart from the car, noise and ciggies is that they MUST wear a baseball cap and often sunglasses. I was once "fortunate" enough to know a few of these boys, they used to race each other past the Deer Leap (a busy beach front pub) in 1 litre minis and metros. I tell you I was so impressed.

Something else about those little darlings:- the delightful UV tubes under their cars to light up the white lines. May they all drive over speed bumps too fast.

Haven't seen them yet, must go down at night special! I did hear that Volvo were thinking of using UV as standard as a safty feature however, although I doubt if the "little darlings" (good description BTW) are using them for safty reasons.

"Death's too good for them"

CH

AMEN!!!!!!

Not condoning B,R,s
Rather interesting that the population of Dawlih Warren is one.!!!
Love and kisses.
Roy