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Groucho Marx

Post 1

Mat

He's famous for saying, "I'd never want to be a member of any club that would let me in."

But also: "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."


Groucho Marx

Post 2

pinstripes7

One that I loved from Groucho: "I'd love to meet with you. Before the snow flies. In Palm Springs. On the 4th of July."


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