h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ham,I've just noticed this wonderful piece of information (our Zac is going to be enthralled ) I have never ever thought about toilet design before plumming ..thankyou for stimulating my imagination once again.I'll buy the book X

Pinky, my one piece of academia on here and you've found it! If you get your hands on a copy, think about me you and a double seater, you old romantic you!

Hey,less of the old OK ? hahahahahaha I'll get a copy and keep it on my bedside table ,once our Zac gives it me back of course ! You REALLY make me think you know Ham,this is very rare ,really.And incidently.....I'd find your academia anywhere,I'd track it down,don't you worry !!! XXXX

Well the old thread is suffering serious neglect, what about John Terry being England skipper then? What a role model for all those youngsters out there, and I'm sure his nasal fluid ending up down Tevez's back was a complete accident, I wonder if that's what he slipped on when he missed that penalty?

If by some miracle anybody reads the previous entry and is slightly puzzled, I thought I was on the sarcasm thread, but John Terry and lavatories seem to belong together somehow, so it's not altogether inappropriate.

Well said Ham..I couldn't have put it better myself ..your words are far too good to be seen on the Sarcasm Thread anyway,exclusive words for exclusive people ,thats my motto XXXX