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The Battle of Mboto Gorge!

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The battle of Mboto Gorge was a nasty one!!!

Ten thousand Watutsi warriors armed to the teeth with kiwi fruit and guava halves. After the battle, instead of taking prisoners, we simply made a huge fruit salad. When I joined up, I never imagined anything as awful as this war. Fifteen years of military experience perfecting the art of ordering a 'pink gin' and saying, 'do you do it doggy doggy??' in Swahili, then sudenly four and a half million heavily armed Germans hove into view. It was a shock, I can tell you!!!


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