h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I AM NOT SANE! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SANE!

MY HIP HURTS AND I'M FED UP WITH BEING ILL. So unless someone gives me a good reason not to, I will shoot myself in the head with my metephorical ray gun. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He he he

you are seriously gonna get it my fried i mean friend

hello

oooooooh. slip of the tongue ey?

anybody who is awake enough to sift through all the garbage of their head and find themselves insane
according to the crap which is modern consumer society, must have a vague idea about the meaning of life,
therefore, they are sane. heypresto.
NO FISH, NO FISH, NO FISH.

"is this a wretched nemi bee, half asleep apon my knee, some FREAK? from a menagerie, NO!! it's eric the half- a -bee!!!!!"

is that one of your own?

Nah, Monty Python, Have you never heard the "Eric the half a bee" Sonhg!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

I haven't *hangs head in shame*

Lisa.........you fool!!!

Okay, I'll go stright away and download it. hold on.

Good. It's very cool.....
It's the kinda song that if you are talking to someone who's annoying or if you're getting chatted up by some of the weirdo's on the internet and you start quoting the song, they remarkably....leave you alone.
ANYWAY!!!!
SEE ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE ON THURSDAY UNLESS I CHECK THIS B4 I GO!!!!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BFG
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<Grrrrr!!!! I dont want to goooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! but see you lot l8r!!!XxXXXXXXXX)

The only one I could find... my "audio hardware cannot play files like this" blah blah blah.. I'll find the script instead tomorrow.

OK...

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sorry, got carried away there.

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