h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does anybody have any good stories to tell about nights they spent on a sofa ? If you don't, I might !!!!!

Careful now, there may be talk...

[Look across the room and quite mumbling.]

Told you.

Oh please don't mind him - I think he's pissed !

[Staggers across the room in search of the fridge.]

Good idea!

*Decides to join him*

Oh goodie - more space for me on the sofa then! (Now where did that duvet go)? Hey, this is almost better than the last time.

Oh goodie - more space for me on the sofa then! (Now where did that duvet go)? Hey, this is almost better than the last time.

[Staggers back and pretends not to notice.]

Hey! You had the last beer!
*Begins rummaging around in the kitchen for something else alcoholic*

There's a bottle of demijon steriliser if you want that.

(Ebany walks in)
Is there any Reef?
No?!?
(Ebany walks out in disgust)

[Shouts after her] we can try to find some for you if you want.
S**t, she left, and I really fancied her.

[Ebany walks in again]
Its ok, I'm back. I just went over the road to buy a crate from the handy little off-license.
[settles down on the sofa]

[Cooly sidles up to her.]
Hi there, I'm MrPisshead, I like drinking and shagging.
(What a great chat-up line, I'm surely in there.)

Uh-huh....
[Shuffles away subtly]

S**t, didn't work.
I guess I'll have to go and be drunk and depressed.
[Staggers away, crying.]

hmm, maybe I was a bit harsh......but with that chat up line..... I'll go see if I can cheer him up
[Ebany vanishes off after Mrpisshead]

[MrPisshead decides on a more subtle approach. ]
So, you're a girl then?