h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well for the umpteenth time I've changed my name and page, but I like this, so I think I'll keep it, but then, thats what I've said every other time...anyway, I now have a new addition to my pets, Herman, my new irsih setter, but all he ever does is chase things around, he's a very energetic little pup. Anyway, as you should know Tai, my babelfish, and Gregory, my smiley, have been around for a while now, Gregory being the oldest. Anyway, I'm hoping maybe one of ya'll higher up there on the H2G2 "food chain" will see my name and page and assign me as the true Death for H2G2, but then, there probably already is one and I'm just not aware....who knows...well for one, I'd like to! So if anybody who has conections to the "Gods" of H2G2 reads this please get one of them to drop me a line, cause I don't get many visit down here in the underground (-world...whatever works) and I don't exactly know who to talk to......so I'm at a loss............

Juuust wondering: what's all this Death-thing? I don't think you ever told where it comes from... Just curious (read: nosy)... Oh, and if you want to be the official Death of h2g2 - I can't see why you couldn't just announce yourself to be that... I don't think GOD (for example) is any more official in his position than you'd be... You just have to make everyone know you...
Well, I'll just be going now...
*walks away wondering if the whole journal-entry already is out-of-date...*