A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach
Beach Combing
The Cheese Started conversation Mar 13, 2000
Hi, y'all. I'm Cheese, the resident beach-combing hobo at the beach.
*Combs through sand. Finds piece of jewelry*
I'm rich! I'm rich!
*Looks closer.*
Darn, it's plastic. Maybe next time. Anyone want to give the resident hobo some food? Please?
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Bluebottle Posted Apr 30, 2000
The end is nigh, is it? Hmm... any particular nigh?
Friday nigh? Sa-urday nigh? 'Uesday nigh?
Have you been drinking lately?
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The Cheese Posted Apr 30, 2000
Thursday at twelve noon. Beware.
*Scuttles off to get peanuts*
I'm prepared 
!
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Bluebottle Posted May 1, 2000
Okay, so what should we do?
Go to Central Park and wait for aliens?
Kill ourselves?
Put a cardboard box over our heads?
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Alien Posted May 1, 2000
Waiting for aliens sounds good.
As for killing, it's not very practical to kill oneselves - killing others would be better...
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The Cheese Posted May 1, 2000
We should all go to the pub and get peanuts but not a cheese sandwich
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Bluebottle Posted May 2, 2000
Sounds good to me. So, six pints each?
Anyone got a thumb?
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The Cheese Posted May 4, 2000
I'll buy! It's the end of the world anyway. Money is no object!
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 29, 2000
There's a new beach for you to comb at: http://www.h2g2.com/F44375?thread=67686
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